This makes me uncomfortable.
Why don’t more people walk their cats on leashes? Because they’re ashamed to let the world see them, that’s why. They love them deeply, but they’re ashamed of them all the same. Cats are like porn collections in that way, I guess.
Also it could be that walking a cat who is hellbent on flailing its way out of the harness you’ve strapped it in to makes you look equal parts psycho and douchebag.
Me? I’m just minding my own business, calmly dragging this spinning red ball of screeching fur behind me. No big deal.

