Oh fuck you, Santa.
I’ve seen this sort of thing on TV and in movies before and I’ve got to say, it seems pretty sick to me. Stuffing a cat into a box to give someone for Christmas? That’s really twisted and inhumane. Can you imagine? Thinking you’re getting a real present and then you open it up to find a fucking cat inside. That must be so horrifying and jarring. People really are sick. All I want for Christmas is literally anything other than you.
