FUCK YOU CAT.
I hate your hat.

In my experience, french people are a lot like cats. They’re lazy, pretentious, and they get pissed if you poke them a few times. I’m not sure whether this is an actual french cat, or if some twisted scientist took cat DNA and french DNA and mixed them together to create this striped douchebag, but I’m a little shaken by the thought of something so unbelievably annoying existing on Earth.

It’s as if this little Parisian fucker was created in some top secret lab whose goal it is to spawn the most blatantly douchey creatures on earth. Must be the same place they made Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

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