For the most part I think that cats are total idiots. I think from the title of the website alone you probably get that. So, it’s not that I think cats know how to use computers, or that they’re going to use them to destroy the human race. It’s just that I’m not too comfortable with them even being given the opportunity to understand what computers are.

Sure, today they don’t know how to use the damn things, but given time they might be able to learn a thing or two just by clicking around. I just don’t need them going on message boards, or seeing my browsing history downloading programs. You know? That’s potentially unsafe behavior. I’m just trying to be a good guy here.