Never gonna happen, cat.
Aside from the fact that cats lack the opposable thumbs necessary to effectively pick up and move chess pieces, they don’t strike me as a species that would really excel at the game. I can’t help but resent them for trying though. I think it’s the sheer audacity that gets me.
This little bastard thinks he can play chess, just like any human. Do you see me lounging in a sun spot on my front lawn licking my own balls? No. Because that’s what cats do, and I recognize that I don’t have the flexibility or the strikes left on my record to pull something like that off.
