Look, cat. I feel like you’re missing the point of Halloween. It’s supposed to be about having fun, and this pathetic costume combined with that sour look on your face is pretty much the opposite of that. I know the idea of being forced to enjoy yourself is just excruciating, but come on.

Either wear a costume and really go for it, or don’t wear one at all. There’s no middle ground, and this whole “halfway there” thing you’ve got going on really just makes you look like a dick. I bet you’re just trying to play it cool so your other cat buddies don’t call you out for being a nerd.

“Oh I’m just a pumpkin, or whatever. I didn’t even want to dress up. Halloween is so lame, right you guys? Humans suck…Hey where are you guys going?”