Halloween is right around the corner, so I guess I should start bracing myself for a wave of shitty cat costumes. But come on, cat. I feel like you’re not even trying. I’m pretty sure Harry Potter didn’t even wear a wizard hat. The fact that you have to sit on the books to clarify who you are should be evidence enough that this costume is fully retarded.

Also, why are you looking at me like that? Do I have shit on my face or something? That’s the look old rich white women give me when I take their daughters out on my motorcycle. They don’t approve of me or my long hair and my rock music. They say I’m dangerous. They say I’m a bad influence. Whatever, man. I don’t play by your rules.

Photo submitted by reader Jen D.