What is it with cats? They imitate how humans have been acting for centuries, then become famous by doing a less advanced version of it. Do you think that I could become famous by taking a picture of myself going poop and putting it on the internet? No way. If anything I’d be put on a sex offenders watch list, and I’m pretty sure I’m way better at pooping in a toilet than this cat. But these little bastards figure out how to poo like humans and suddenly its the worlds greatest thing. Now I know how black people feel about being robbed of rock music. And jazz. And the blues. And rap. And raggae. And slang. And dreads. And afros. I’m tired now. Stupid cat got me all worked up.