Cats are terrible strategists.
Hey look, it’s armor for cats! I guess that’s cool, but let’s be honest here, some metal around your body isn’t going to help you that much. You’re still like 10 pounds. Armor or not, one swift kick to the side and you’ll sail like a football. Now that I think about it, bright gold armor is a terrible move. You’re an offensively reflective 10 pound fur ball wearing armor that is at least double your actual body weight. You’re easy to spot and easier to chase down. You may be evil masterminds, cats, but you’ve got a lot to learn about warfare. Fucking amateurs, you should all be embarrassed.
