Either this cat is planning on going to space, or he’s an Evel Knievel impersonator with his head stuffed into a gerbil ball. Either way, I’m a little freaked out. I think it goes without saying that if cats have developed a space program without us knowing, we’re in far worse shape than I had originally anticipated. On the other hand, if cats are daredevil adrenaline junkies then I have to wonder how long it will be before they start attacking humans just to get off. This shit is getting bad. For now let’s act like nothing is going on. Everybody just go about your business and let’s all PRETEND like cats aren’t thrillseeker astronauts who plan to murder us all.