FUCK YOU CAT.
Lieutenant Fabulous reporting for duty!

By the looks of your military beret and your combat camouflage, you should be in the kitty military, cat. Maybe even an officer. But damn it all there’s that pesky “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” rule, and that electric blue fur collar you’re sporting isn’t going to win you any supporters in the platoon. I’m just going to float the idea that maybe you’d be happier as a hairstylist, or some other gay stereotype that I’ve learned from watching TV. Keep your head up, cat. You’ll figure it all out some day!

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