Oh I see what’s going on here. That’s pretty clever, cat. I’ll hand it to you. You’ve clearly caught wind of my site, and you know that I know that you’re up to something evil. You decided it was time to try to throw me off your scent. Dressing up as a pig so that you can go about your devious mischief unhindered might fool some people, cat, but not me. I’m humanity’s last hope in a war they don’t even know they’re fighting, and I’m not going to be had by a half-assed pig disguise. I’m like a ninja mixed with a CIA agent mixed with Will Smith from Independence Day, and I’m watching you, you sneaky little fucker. I’m always watching you.