Whoa now! We joke around about cats being evil on this site a lot, but this little bastard isn’t kidding around. He wants nothing more than to murder this happy little parrot. He wants it with every fiber of his being. I would even be willing to bet money that he hasn’t blinked in days. Look at his eyes. His sanity is slowly slipping away as he obsesses about eating that parrot.

And look at that parrot. How cool is he? Honestly, what a stud. I’d say we should warn him about the cat but I have a feeling he knows and isn’t bothered. Actually, he probably sits right in front of that window for a reason. He knows the cat is stuck outside and he’s rubbing it in his face. Man, parrots rule. I’m gonna go buy 10 right now.

“There’s a what behind me? Oh him? Ah don’t worry about him. He can’t get through that glass. He tries. Keeps smashing his head against the window. No dice. Almost feel bad for the guy, you know?”

Photo contributed by reader Shayna S.