I’m no scientist, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I don’t think this cat is Jewish. This is so typical. Cats always have to be the center of attention, and this little bastard couldn’t stand the idea of Jews getting a little attention because it’s Yom Kippur, so he went out and got himself a little Yarmulke. Cute. Real fucking cute.

So you’re going one day without everyone fawning over you and saying “aww” every time you blink, cat. It’s not the end of the damn world. I can’t believe you’re so insecure and fragile that you can’t last one second outside of the spotlight. I’m so disappointed in you, cat. This is a new low, even for you.