I’ve been this tired before, but unlike cats I understand that there are rules that have to be observed. Not falling asleep in my food at the dinner table is one of those rules. My mom would have slapped the shit out of me had I done this, but somehow this little asshole is an internet sensation because he face planted in his IAMS.

I get it, you’re a baby cat, you get sleepy. But if you don’t learn manners now, you’re going to have a hard time as an adult. No woman will ever date you if you’re constantly doing whatever strikes you. Can you imagine being at a fancy restaurant and you’re catching some Z’s in your filet mignon? You’ll be a pariah. Nobody will love you. You’ll live alone in a one bedroom apartment in a bad part of town and your neighbors will get creeped out by you because you’ll always have stains on your shirt and you’ll smell like cheese…and…I kind of forget where I was going with this….what were we talking about? Oh yeah. Grow up cat, and learn some fucking manners.