FUCK YOU CAT.
Oh good. Wings.

Oh look, this cat grew some wings. Awesome. Totally awesome. Cats really needed another advantage. They’ve already got half the population under their spell as it is, now this. Feeding them, petting them, scooping up their shit, petting their bellies. Now they’re adding flight to the equation? Cats have the biggest fucking egos around, and it’s because of shit like this. They can fall 50 feet and walk away casually. They can pretty much fit through any tight crack or space like they’re made of elastic. And now, they can fly. It’s almost like they’re gearing up to be superhero’s, except for that they’re lazy pieces of shit that only use their powers for sleeping and giving you condescending glares. Great.