Kittywigs.com is a website that sells colored wigs for cats. Fantastic! I’ve discussed the destructive power of the cat before on this site, and Kittywigs.com just strengthens my belief that cats will drive a person completely fucking insane. The cat lady is real, and she made this website. Read this excerpt from the product description:

“Shaft shows off the many moods of a natural blonde: sweet yet catty, smart yet batty — where life is alluring and coy. Now all he needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent.”

Again, fantastic! A black cat named Shaft! How creative. The woman who owns this site says that all Shaft (the male cat) needs now is a bikini and a Swedish accent. Just so we’re clear, that would make him a talking black tranny cat from Scandinavia. That sounds like the single most horrifying thing I could possibly imagine. We need to stop building prisons for criminals and start investing in technology that would trap criminals in this womans mind. Crime rates would drop. I can tell you that right now.

“Hey you, sailor! Yoohoo! Vats your name? I’m Shaft. Do you likes to party? Supa dupa!”

Site submitted by reader Steven K