Remember Alf? He was that lovable alien who just so happened to love eating cats. They always gave him such a hard time about it and that’s just flat out mean. He was a stranded Alien in a confusing, far away place, and all he wanted was something to eat. And what did they do? They took the side of the damn cat and Alf had to live off of peanut butter sandwiches for years on end. I’m no scientist, but I don’t think there’s a shortage of cats on this planet. If anything there’s too many. Our first contact with aliens and we won’t even let them have a damn snack. We really are a bunch of assholes.

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