Nice costumes, nerds.

You guys are a bunch of nerds. There. I said what everyone else was thinking. I’m not really even clear on what any of you are supposed to be. This has to be the weakest collection of costumes that I’ve ever seen. From what I can tell (in order from left to right) you’re a gay wizard, a lady bug, a drunk rabbit, and the frutiest cowboy I have ever seen. I think those are chaps and a shiny red bandana. You stupid cats can’t even do Halloween right. Give me your lunch money nerds!

