Dogs are bigger than cats.
Good for you, dog! It’s important to remind cats about their place in the world from time to time. Pin them, put your butthole two inches from their face, maybe let one slip. I don’t know, you do what you want. The point here is that this cat is not going to forget the shame of what happened to him, and he’ll probably stop being such an arrogant prick for a few days. If you’re lucky he’ll tell his stupid cat friends about what happened.
“He pinned me down…and put his butthole on my chin…then he…oh god I can’t do this…”
