FUCK YOU CAT.
I just peed myself a little.

The internet has been wrapped up in a mushy love affair with cats for a long time now, and I for one just don’t get it. Cats are not cute and lovable, they’re here for one thing and one thing only: to destroy humanity. They just trick us into thinking they’re cute and lovable so it will be easier to take us all down.

But, take away the fur and the innocent look and kitty does not want a Cheezburger anymore. He wants something more filling…