Japan is a strange place, home to many magnificent things that us Americans find exciting and majestic. Japan is also home to a bunch of wacked out bizarre shit that freaks out even the most twisted and perverted Americans. This cat falls into the second category. One of the following two scenarios is possible here:

1) This cat has been trained to sit upright at a table and help himself to food by some weird shut in Japanese woman.
2) Wilford Brimley was turned into a cat by a Japanese witch doctor and he is helping himself to some snacks while everything gets sorted out.

Based on the scientific evidence alone, odds are that it’s #2. And look at that beer. Completely untouched. It’s as if he’s saying, “Now you know I can’t have beer on account of my diabeetus.”

(If you didn’t get the diabeetus joke, go here)