Terrorist!
I always knew there was something un-American about cats. Now I have proof! Look at this little bastard, daring to face off against a bald eagle. Aside from the fact that a bald eagle could turn this cat into goo in under 5 seconds, this is just flat out disrespectful and un-patriotic. I feel like taking a pee on the Lincoln Memorial would be less of an affront to America than fucking with a bald eagle. Why don’t you go live in Russia if you hate freedom so much, cat!
