Suicidal cats are so selfish.
A friend of mine got back to her car and found this under the windshield wiper. Some asshole feral cat tried to hide out in the hood of her car! If she would have started the car with the cat in there it would have died a horrible melty death. This cat is so selfish. It didn’t even think about how it would make my friend feel. Can you imagine? It would be so awful scraping a dead cat off of your radiator on a Saturday. Stupid cat trying to ruin her weekend.
