FUCK YOU CAT.
Do it already you pussy. (GET IT!??!)

Oh hey look, it’s a cat stuck in a tree. Pretty cliche, don’t you think cat? I get it, we’re all supposed to stop what we’re doing and pay attention to you because you had a rough childhood and you’re not showered with attention every hour of every day. Some of us have real problems cat, the world doesn’t revolve around you.