You’re not a gymnast, you’re a cat. Idiot.
Humans have been rewarding cats with praise and food for way too long. We feed their little egos because they can jump around. Now all the cats think they can do anything, and this idiot cat got what was coming to him. You’re a cat, not a gymnast. Quit trying to do flips. Just sit there and act pretentious like you’re supposed to. Stupid cat.
